Does channel four literally go ''oooo 50 mil to us, 20 mil to more 4. SHIT LOADS TO FILM 4. Ohh darnn we forgot about e4, heres 27p?''
Its getting so bad i feel i can't even watch them anymore. There programming is spectacularly brilliant. But then every now and again it go's and fucks up all over again. Lets have a think back, aprox 2 weeks ago. I tune into Friends around 5 o'clock and whats showing on my screen. Well of course Friends is, fantastic, but what else is there? Ooooooo a big black line crossing the whole screen. Did they know how to fix it? NOPE. Two hours down the line and its still there. Although at the end of the programme there was an apology.
TODAY. I tune into my regular dose of Hollyoaks, a day in advance. The first fifteen minutes, brilliant, went off smoothly and i enjoyed the crappy cheesiness of it all. The break comes and goes, then the show comes on and starts again. Literally STARTS AGAIN. all the way from the beginning. So i'm sitting there watching the opening credits, and then another five minutes of the start. EVENTUALLY IT DECIDES TO GO BACK. Then at the end of the programme what do i get?? Sincers apologies about the technical difficulties during the show. What an utter piece of tosh. E4 that is. But what you gonna do? Top notch programming!
I would like to also apologise about some of my spelling, inlcuding Programme(program) i have an American spell checker on, and its to hard to work out which word is English and which isn't. These Americans are a bunch of lazy walkers and talkers. Maybe this is a rant for another day?
Thanks for reading.
Stay Classy San Diego. x